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Tuesday 30 December 2014

Habana Diary: Club Rio [1997]

Habana 1997



Stepping out into the warm Habana night. A blast of hot air. The hellish heat. The pleading horns. A pounding, frantic salsa beat. The beat of life. Of Cuba and the night. Pouring out the beaten black doors of Club Rio. echoing down the dark quiet streets, off the dilapidated sun baked apartment ruins.

We slip the doorman a crumpled dirty ten dollar bill. American dollars. No pesos here. Not anymore. A giant hulking black man in his tired tux. He swings open the door.

Eee-yah! Eee-yah! Hands clapping to the beat. Mati tosses back a wisp of golden hair. A raging beauty. A Cubana Marilyn Monroe. Or is it Madonna tonight? Crazy spandex pop dreams. Bare midriff. Mesh top. Dun beat.

Flicks her lipstick stained cigarette to the floor, crushes it with stiletto heel. Grabs my hand. Flashes a girlish smile. Everything lost, all the impossible problems y cares to the swirling salsa beat.

A hopeless puff of air conditioned relief. Lost among the sweaty clammy bodies. Thick smoke. Wild flashing lights. Tugging my hand, we collapse on a worn couch. the cheap vinyl sticking to our skin. In a dark corner. Among the lovers. Fingers entwined. Bodies pressed tight together. Wet stolen kisses. Crazy laughter.

We survey the room. The grimy dated sixties decor. A peeling mural. Typically Cuban; of chicas with big butts. swinging round and round with chicos in tight bulging pants. Eyes wander along the cracked winding bar. More bodies pressed tightly together. Heaving. Swaying. Reaching for a drink.

The bar man pours rum shots. Passes out long necked cervezas gulped back in the heat of the moment. Resting in puddles of water. Ashtrays heaped high. The locals wear their best. Yesterday's hip fashions. Lost in the backwash of Cuba. Of time. The amiga's giggle. Whisper. Throw back their hair. The chicos lean back precariously on their wooden stools. One arm propped up on the bar.


It's a Cuban carnival of life! An old man wanders in looking for a light. Tobacco powder falling out the end of his dried out cigarette. "El Popular". Cigarillo negril. As good as it gets. He sways to the beat. Bumps hips with a girl. Everyone laughs. Somebody passes him a shot. He knocks it back. Licks his lips. Wanders back off into Cuba and the night.

Two police stroll in. Hike up their gun belts. Tip back their caps. Coolly checking out the crowd. Belly up to the bar, they soon are distracted with a drink. The music's cranked up. Trance like. Matching. Surpassing the blasting, pounding, mind numbing beat. Disco. Rap. Latino. Overdrive. Nothing makes any sense. Why should it?

Along the dance floor the jinetera sit. Legs spread. Tits all but spilling out of their skin tight minis. College boys on vacation in loud over sized Hawaiian shirts lean over, cop a feel. Choose a chica for the night. Laughter. Winks. Ven aca, mi amor? Que tal?

The chicas tug their latest hombre out onto the heavy swaying dance floor. Let the guys take them for a spin. The floor's packed tighter and tighter. Impossibly so. With a heavy sigh the music and bodies pump up the salsa beat. More frantic now as the clock above the bar hits three and we move into the homestretch.

The chicas jump up from their couches. Chairs. Mati too. Pelvis' gyrating from somewhere deep inside the pit of their tummy. Gut. Tinny horns blast among the bass beat roar. Mini's sliding up slender legs. Tight asses. Svelte hips. Hands on tummy. Tongues breathlessly between the lips. Bodies sway back and forth. Round and round. To and fro. It's a Cuban ritual: the beat of life. Of Habana, Club Rio and the salsa night.

And then: more disco. Rap. Tired oldies back home. But here? It's new? It's wild! It's international! Forbidden fruit from the world beyond. An impossible dance dream melting into romantic ballads. Lush overtly sentimental strings. Chicas swoon as the chicos hit back the last of their drinks.

Mati grabs my hand. Pulls me out onto the dance floor. Our moist drenched bodies, sweat upon sweat. The swell of her breasts. Hot breathe. Her cheek to mine, I close my eyes. Everything but everything just disappears. The music takes over. We sway in a crazy, timeless embrace.

The lights flicker on. Rubbing our eyes, we spill back out onto the still, silent streets before dawn. Laughing. Strolling hand in hand along the Malecon. The sea wall. The sheer madness of it all. The joy of life. Con mi mujar en Habana y la noche.


Friday 12 December 2014

Kulture Kult: Boardwalk Empire! Habana Empire!

Or "Spot the History Teacher in Me Part 1"!



Nucky bites the bullet in Boardwalk Empire finale

I was very disappointed in this month's finale of the TV series Boardwalk Empire. Otherwise I thoroughly enjoyed the acting, characters, and the show as a period piece. Nucky gets his just desserts, but it's a big cop out all the same. The finale "jumps the shark" [as they say in the biz: remember Fonzie in Happy Days towards the end....] by very badly and misleadingly departing from the real life story of Enoch L Johnson upon which it is based. A few very key, important issues get lost in the mix!



Enoch Thompson: Republican racketeer! He lived!

The real Enoch Thompson was a US conservative figure and racketeer. Like Nucky in the show, Enoch made his fortune through bootlegging, gambling and prostitution in Atlantic City during prohibition. Like Al Capone in the show, Enoch Thompson was actually brought down on tax evasion charges too. After a 4 year jail term he was released in 1945. Later he worked for an oil company. He remained a Republican backroom political mover and shaker until he died of natural causes in 1968. Don't suppose there's a more interesting and thought provoking end in there somewhere, eh?!? No. No. Just make something up instead! Duh! 



Mobster Meyer Lansky: on the show!

Then there's mobster Meyer Lansky. Like in Boardwalk Empire, he was also in organized crime figure in real life. Lansky was later one of the mafia king pens running mob operations in Habana Cuba until Fidel Castro sent them packing from the country after the 1959 revolution. With their plans thwarted to create mafia "rogue state" in Cuba just 90 miles south of Florida, Lansky made his way back to the United States where the mob became heavily involved in putting pressure on the US government to overthrow Castro and "restore democracy in Cuba". The legacy of that era continues today with the crippling US 1961 embargo of Cuba still in place. 



Mugshot: The real mobster Meyer Lansky

Wow, now wouldn't that make a great TV series too? Unfortunately one can imagine how it would end!!! Betcha there's lots that wouldn't be used either for political reasons! How unfortunate: often truth really is stranger than fiction. The true story of Boardwalk Empire and Havana Empire, even as a historical drama series could provide a very real case in point! Too bad, the dumbing down of society continues unabated!
Sigh! Alas! There's no need to wonder why!


Big stink: Lansky planned to make Cuba a rogue mafia state!

Further Reading: 

History verses Hollywood matches many of the names from the show to their real life counterparts. You can then easily Google them for more info @ History 

Nelson Johnson's Boardwalk Empire: Birth, High Times and Corruption only has one chapter on Enoch Johnson. However it nicely puts him into context and provides a good overview of his life and times. The rest is a great history of Atlantic City detailing the corruption behind it's rise and a fall as an early 20th century resort and gambling spot. The chapters on race relations with it's predominantly black workforce is quite fascinating. More info @ Boardwalk Empire

The "Cuba Insider" site has a fascinating report on The Cuban Revolution and the American Mafia @ Cuba Nexus

T.J. English's Havana Nocturne provides an entertaining non fiction account of how the mob owned and ran Cuba, but then lost it to the revolution @ Havana Nocturne and @ NY Daily

Cuban writer Enrique Circule's Empire of Habana provides a much more detailed and disturbing account, despite the sometimes awkward translation. Read a Spanish copy if you can. More info @ Havana Empire



The Cuban Editorial Jose Marti Edition: Harder to find. Also in Spanish.

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Art at the Paris Louvre: What does it mean?!?

Art at the Paris Louvre: What does it mean?!?
A careful analytical study!

Help! I Have No Arms!

Help! I Have No Arms!
Please scratch my back.

I can't find my underwear!.

I can't find my underwear!.
Have you seen them!

Weee! I can fly!

Weee! I can fly!
Look! I can crawl thru walls!

I have a headache!

I have a headache!
And a broken nose.

I have a square hole in my bum!

I have a square hole in my bum!

Here try this, it's very good!

Here try this, it's very good!
No. You have a bird face.

I have an ugly baby!

I have an ugly baby!
No I'm not!

Let's save all our money + buy pants!

Let's save all our money + buy pants!
OK but I need a new hand too!

Oh no! I got something in my eye!

Oh no! I got something in my eye!

You don't look well.

You don't look well.
No. My head hurts +I have a sore chest.

Would you like a bun?

Would you like a bun?

Chichen-Itza: Lost Maya City of Ruins!

Chichen-Itza: Lost Maya City of Ruins!
The Temple of Kukulkan!

Gotta love it!

Gotta love it!
Truly amazing!

Under Reconstruction!

Under Reconstruction!

Temples + Snakes!

Temples + Snakes!

The Snake!

The Snake!
It runs the length of the ball field!